who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
New Zealand’s finest.
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
June 17th: Shipwrecked on island with only four flares, a flare gun, and a life vest.
July 4th: Shoots the flares in the air because it looks cool. It’s like bad fireworks. I’m starving
anime is gross
WTF??? Recon Corps, get your 3D Maneuver Gear!!! Kill La Killers, get your Senketsus!!!! Bleaches get your Bankai!!! Dangan Ronpas, get your teddy bears!! Sword Art Online players, get your disposable female characters
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
Look at this picture and try to lift your head up to see what’s in front of you. Really try picturing the middle of that telephone poll. Think about what’s six concrete slabs in front of your current position. Imagine the cars that may or may not be running to the left of you. Picture the house to your right, with a small garage and a couple of lawn chairs on the patio.
you: takes your girl out to chuckey cheese
me: takes my girl to a lake free of light pollution. we stare up and count the stars. we lose track many times but what matters is that we are together, at the lake free of light pollution, counting stars, losing track of them while you are at chuckey cheese
98% of all Internet users would cry if Facebook broke down. If you are part of that 2% who simply would sit back and laugh, copy and paste this into your signature.